Fuckity Fuck Pardon my French Stripe Illusion Unique Kitchen Tea Towel by Twisted Wares

Introducing the kitchen towel that'll make your guests do a double-take before grabbing a handful! At first glance, it's a chic striped kitchen essential, but lean in, and it's a laughing riot with "Fuck Fuckity Fuck" cleverly disguised as design.

What is so awesome about this towel? Well .....

• Super absorbent: This isn't just any towel; it's your kitchen's comic relief, and excels in functionality. It will absorb 7 times its weight in water and is made up of some of the densest, thinnest-fiber, split-strand microfiber on the market. That means with every wipe of our towel, you’ll pick up over 33% more dirt, germs, and streak-causing residue than anything else you’ve tried!

• The fabric is extremely soft, like suede. You will love the Soft Touch and you will feel the difference! Crafted from the fluffiest, non-abrasive waffle weave microfiber, it softens with every wash, turning clean-ups into stand-ups.

• Sustainable. Not only are our towels durable and comfortable to use, but they offer many sustainability benefits to satisfy your eco-friendly goals.

• Resistant, washable and will last for hundreds of washings. These towels don't shed, so the fabric will stay intact for longer than cotton or polyester. Our towels are strong and shrink-resistant when properly cared for.

• Size: 16”x24”
• Single Sided Print
• High Performance Split Fiber