Dishes Are Dumb | Perfect Kitchen Tea Towel- by Twisted Wares

Wipe up the monotony of dish duty with our giggle-inducing, functional towel that hilariously declares, "These Dishes Suck Ass", "These Dishes Suck", "These Dumb Dishes Suck". It’s the waffle weave sidekick that soaks up suds and sorrows, turning kitchen drudgery into a dish washing comedy show!

Dish out laughs with your clever kitchen comedy. Let the good times roll, and the bad times... well, they can suck it.

What is so awesome about this towel? Well .....

• Super absorbent: This isn't just any towel; it's your kitchen's comic relief, and excels in functionality. It will absorb 7 times its weight in water and is made up of some of the densest, thinnest-fiber, split-strand microfiber on the market. That means with every wipe of our towel, you’ll pick up over 33% more dirt, germs, and streak-causing residue than anything else you’ve tried!

• The fabric is extremely soft, like suede. You will love the Soft Touch and you will feel the difference! Crafted from the fluffiest, non-abrasive waffle weave microfiber, it softens with every wash, turning clean-ups into stand-ups.

• Sustainable. Not only are our towels durable and comfortable to use, but they offer many sustainability benefits to satisfy your eco-friendly goals.

• Resistant, washable and will last for hundreds of washings. These towels don't shed, so the fabric will stay intact for longer than cotton or polyester. Our towels are strong and shrink-resistant when properly cared for.

• Size: 16”x24”
• Single Sided Print
• High Performance Split Fiber