Lemons on the Vine Kitchen Towel by Twisted Wares

Meet The Perfect Kitchen Towel—not just any towel, but a true conversation starter!

Crafted from waffle weave microfiber, this towel features a humorously bold declaration, guaranteed to bring a chuckle to any kitchen. Give it up for the zingy addition to our 'When Life Gives You Lemons' lineup!

Boasting an impressive 7x absorbency rate, it's not just a pretty face but a cleaning powerhouse, perfect for those who appreciate both form and function. Ready to turn heads and clean up messes, it's a must-have that keeps getting better with every wash.

Words on towel: When life gives you lemons, throw those fuckers.

• Size: 16”x24”

• Designed and Printed in the USA

• Single Sided Print

• Microfiber Waffle Weave

*Please Note* Our Perfect Kitchen Towels are not mass-produced. As such, slight color variations may occur compared to the online images.

What is so awesome about this towel? Well .....

• Super absorbent: This isn't just any towel; it's your kitchen's comic relief, and excels in functionality. It will absorb 7 times its weight in water and is made up of some of the densest, thinnest-fiber, split-strand microfiber on the market. That means with every wipe of our towel, you’ll pick up over 33% more dirt, germs, and streak-causing residue than anything else you’ve tried!

• The fabric is extremely soft, like suede. You will love the Soft Touch and you will feel the difference! Crafted from the fluffiest, non-abrasive waffle weave microfiber, it softens with every wash, turning clean-ups into stand-ups.

• Sustainable. Not only are our towels durable and comfortable to use, but they offer many sustainability benefits to satisfy your eco-friendly goals.

• Resistant, washable and will last for hundreds of washings. These towels don't shed, so the fabric will stay intact for longer than cotton or polyester. Our towels are strong and shrink-resistant when properly cared for. (Follow the directions on the tag)