Shitshow Vintage Stripe Illusion Kitchen Waffle Weave Tea Towel by Twisted Wares

Step right up to the towel that’s a headliner in any kitchen circus! This isn't just a dish towel; it's a reality check with a sense of humor, proudly declaring "Shit Show" in the chicest way possible. This waffle weave marvel is the absorbent confidant you never knew you needed, working hard to fix life's little disasters while staying softer than your favorite punchline.

What is so awesome about this towel? Well .....

• Super absorbent: This isn't just any towel; it's your kitchen's comic relief, and excels in functionality. It will absorb 7 times its weight in water and is made up of some of the densest, thinnest-fiber, split-strand microfiber on the market. That means with every wipe of our towel, you’ll pick up over 33% more dirt, germs, and streak-causing residue than anything else you’ve tried!

• The fabric is extremely soft, like suede. You will love the Soft Touch and you will feel the difference! Crafted from the fluffiest, non-abrasive waffle weave microfiber, it softens with every wash, turning clean-ups into stand-ups.

• Sustainable. Not only are our towels durable and comfortable to use, but they offer many sustainability benefits to satisfy your eco-friendly goals.

• Resistant, washable and will last for hundreds of washings. These towels don't shed, so the fabric will stay intact for longer than cotton or polyester. Our towels are strong and shrink-resistant when properly cared for.

• Size: 16”x24”
• Single Sided Print
• High Performance Split Fiber