{"product_id":"blue-q-feed-all-you-fuckers-oven-mitts","title":"I'll Feed All You Fuckers Blue Q Cotton Oven Mitts","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWords on Oven Mitt:  I'll feed all you fuckers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSuper-insulated. 100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasures approximately 12.5 inches long x 7.5 inches wide.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHanging Loop for storage so you can just hang it in your kitchen and keep on laughing!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlue Q's Funny Oven Mitts feature an all-cotton, natural-fitting shape. The inside has extra-quilted insulation, so hands stay cool. Screen-printed in rich vibrant colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEASY CARE: Machine wash cold with like colors. No bleach. Tumble dry low or line dry.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blue Q","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48688828186873,"sku":"SKU-201","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/0182\/8857\/files\/s120182330376654334_p201_i46_w1200.jpg?v=1784656963","url":"https:\/\/soslanty.com\/products\/blue-q-feed-all-you-fuckers-oven-mitts","provider":"soslanty","version":"1.0","type":"link"}