Captain Distraction Combed Cotton MEN's Crew Socks by Blue Q

I'm the captain of this here vessel and I'm determined to complete this mission to ... um ... well, that is ... where were we going again? Oh, look at that refreshing beer over there. Wait, what was I doing? More importantly, have you forgotten what I was suppose to be doing?

Words on Socks: Captain Distraction

Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton, 35% nylon and 3% spandex.